Kline Art Studio

In a bout of boredom today I perused Ebay and Etsy. I have some thoughts for sellers...

1) If your email address contains something objectionable, you might consider changing it for selling. I saw something I would have bid on immediately, but then I saw the email address for contacting the seller with questions. Now I am questioning whether someone with such poor judgment will ever get my order to me!

2) I'm a sucker for a good story that goes with a piece. But I don't need a generic, lengthy dissertation on your materials and methods. I prefer something specific to the item. Honestly, you lose my interest if I have to keep clicking the down arrow to get to information about the item I am interested in buying.

3) Pictures are the bread and butter of your on-line selling, I have been told. I saw a cool, funky piece on Etsy...until I really looked at the picture and was scared to death! It reminded me of the movie The Grudge. You know, the creepy, crawling woman with the black hair. I hope I'm not the only one! Or maybe others see the picture and see something artistic and cutting edge. I just looked away and couldn't find the back button fast enough! (And just to clarify, the scary part had nothing to do with the piece being sold...it was a prop to showcase the ring for sale!)

4) Don't tell me it will take you 10 days to locate my item and pack it up for shipping. Shouldn't the item you're selling already be half-way ready for shipping? After all, you have it listed! You know when the auction will end. So ship it within a few days, please. I might buy something from you!

5) There's a great service at the post office called priority shipping. You can order mailing boxes online and have them shipped to you for free! You can buy prepaid postage boxes--anything you can fit in them ships for the price you paid for the box! No weight limits. So don't tell me that a 7" in diameter and 4" tall bowl will cost me $20 to ship. And that you are charging only the postage you pay. I'm not buying it!

So what do you think? Am I off-base with any of these? Let me know. I want to hear what you think!

Posted by susiekline at 05:35 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

I did it. I had my first mammogram today. Yes, a few years later than the recommended age 40. But, I've been busy!

It was nothing like I had imagined. And not as bad as others described it. It wasn't the most comfortable thing I've ever done. It wasn't as comfortable as a pedicure on a massage chair; it wasn't as uncomfortable as a pap smear. Somewhere right in the middle.

The whole process was very streamlined and quick. No waiting. The tech guided me to the changing room, gave me my gown and then waited. I decided the robe reminded me of a graduation and got the tech to hum a few bars of "Pomp & Circumstance." (Seriously, I did. I love "Pomp & Circumstance" and thought it was the least she could do for as intimate as we were to become!)

Do you ever wonder who designs these robes/gowns patients are made to wear during procedures? The mammogram robe was a pleasant blue (thank God I was spared the brown!) and was much better then the ct scan/MRI gowns. Still, it leaves much to be desired! There was a woman--gowned and waiting--and she looked amazing. I mean, she sat in the chair (I love those little chairs in hospital waiting rooms and hotel rooms...they make me feel not so short!) with her robe over her dress pants and high heels, sitting with perfect posture and working a crossword puzzle. She made the whole ensemble look elegant!

[I pretty much never look elegant. But that's an entirely separate posting!]

The breast wasn't as compressed as I expected. I just wasn't prepared to contort like I did to let them get images of the lymph nodes and chest wall. That was the uncomfortable part.

I loved the medical pasties. Unfortunately, mine were just adorned with a company name. I was disappointed not to get the pink flowers like my cousin Jeanne (she always gets the best stuff!).

I got to see the image of my breast and it was really cool. I only hope I wasn't looking at bad stuff!

So far this year I've seen lymph nodes in my chest via ct scan. The cyst in my brain via MRI. And now my boob via xray. I hope I don't need to look at any more if the internal parts of my body for a long, long time...

If you haven't had your first mammogram, make that appointment! And if it's been more than a year, it's time! Don't put it off.

Posted by susiekline at 07:26 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

Someone reminded me that I haven't blogged in quite awhile. I didn't even realize it!

I've been on a spiritual journey of sorts. Who am I? Where am I going? And "going crazy" isn't the answer I want to hear!

I've found some peace with journaling. I began reading "The Artist's Way" with some fellow bead makers on FaceBook and found journaling to be one of the daily tasks. The book calls them "morning pages." Three pages about anything. I like doing it.

The morning pages feel safer to me than other journaling I have tried in the past. I'm not there to work out something or write about a specific issue. It's just writing to get rid of the clutter in my brain. And my brain certainly seems less cluttered.

Suddenly I'm making beads. Fusing bowls. Cleaning my house. Selling Avon. I don't know if this is a direct result of the journaling or a side effect from finally feeling good! I feel better than I have in about three years! yahoo!

I've been focusing on the positive aspects of life. No, I'm not going through my days all Pollyana-ish. I still get bitchy and nasty. But I'm snapping out of it much more quickly!

Tomorrow I'll write about my gardens and post some pictures. They are gorgeous so far this year!

Happy Sunday!

Posted by susiekline at 04:56 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)